As wonderful as a spoiled apple
That was left outside to rot,
Smelly, Brown, Flavorless
What can be better than that?
As pleasant as coal for Christmas
That you got for being naughty
Dark, Dry, Dirty
What can be better than that?
As pleasant as being alone at night
You don’t know how this happened
Dark, Scary, Creepy
What can be better than that?