My sister ate my homework.
It’s actually kind of a funny feeling
It makes my toes tingle
To where my feet begin to dance
Because my sister ate my homework
How could that be?
The dog and I worked on it endless hours
He helped me with my multiplication
And especially with the division
Oh my, that’s a whole other story
He’s quite the tutor or should I say tooter?
Anyway, maybe that’s why she got so jealous
Because he’s so much help
And smells a lot better!
I left my homework on my desk
I swear
I looked everywhere
Even at the dog
Who was definitely innocent
I swear
I turned to look at my sister
And I saw it with my own eyes
She swallowed it whole
All my hard work gone
In one bite!