Random Poem

There were some llamas
In the Bahamas
And they ate nothing but camas (beds)

Then they met a camel
That spoke Tamil
He was a young mammal

The camel died eventually
Because he was being a total sissy
And running from a lily (flower)

Then a guy
Said the llamas died
But he lied
So he had to say goodbye
To America

Then he moved to Japan
And bought a frying pan
also a ceiling fan
Then he banned
People from buying land
Then he got banned from Japan

A guy named Coda
Went into a coma
And woke up in Oklahoma

Then a really green lime
Said a rhyme
As soon as he did a bell chimed
Wait …. Did I see a mime?

My stanzas don’t match the plot
A whole lot
So let’s get a tater-tot
Or something (what am I doing)

Finally, something plot based
There was a really big race
And the llama tied his shoe-lace.

This is a total cliffhanger
But a really cool rapper
Got kidnapped by a kidnapper
And a weird ringmaster.

The llamas saved him
But didn´t enslave him
And possibly slayed him

Because they´re known to do that
With sewer rats
And certain types of bats.

The llamas weren’t dumb
And didn’t get numb
And they always chewed gum.

This is the end of this random poem.
I hope your dignity isn’t broken .
And I really want you to be able to focus.
Oh word of advice, don’t take tokens.


Boone Elementary

4th