“I’m here for my appointment.”
“Ok go to Dr. A’s room.”
The man walks to Dr. A’s room
“Oh there is a fruit basket.”
The man takes the only apple,
And bite into the apple.
“Ahhhhhhhh!”
“Who’s there?!”
“Down here!”
The man looks at the floor.
“NO YOUR HAND!”
“Oh you’re an apple?”
“YES I’M AN APPLE!!!”
“Huh so an apple a day does keep the doctor away.”