Jeremy The Pinecone

“Who is he?”
“Is he a new student?”
The new student says, “Hi I’m Jeremy, I am a new student at this school.”
Everyone starts laughing because he looks like an actual pine cone
They actually laugh so hard that most of their faces turn into a cherry
Jeremy quite frankly did not like this very much
But anyway, the class went on
From time to time he gets called names
And made fun of
And Jeremy still, does not like this very much
But anyway, now they are taking a test
But when the teacher was passing out Jeremy’s test
A fellow student ate his test!
And then poor Jeremy got a zero on his test afterwards.
But then something crazy happens
Another fellow student slapped Jeremy across the face!
Then Jeremy starts growling
But he growls quietly so nobody can hear him
But then it gets progressively louder, and louder to the point where the entire class could hear him!
And then Jeremy grabs the person who slapped him and grabs him by the neck
Then throws him out of the window!

The End