Hairdresser

“Hi, how are you today?”
“Don’t talk to me”
“Excuse Me?”
The hairdresser was
As mad as a bear.

The hairdresser sat
The customer down.
“What would you like today?”
“Just bleach my hair Idiot”.
“HEY, DON’T EVER TALK TO ME LIKE THAT”.

The customer rolls her eyes and says,
“ Your wearing a hat and sunglasses,
“What are you gonna do?”
The hairdresser takes off the hat and sunglasses.
The customer realizes, “OMG YOU WERE MY SCIENCE TEACHER,
MR. KAGAN”.
“And I thought I taught you well”.