Flashy

Some dinosaurs can make a terrifying roar. Some others can fly and soar.
But this dino, oh he can run.
Yes, this dino, he’s number one.
This my friends is Flashasaurus Rex.
This T-Rex really likes to flex.
Hey, I know, let’s give him a nickname.
This nickname must not sound lame.
I know, let’s call him Flashy and start the game.
It’s time for the monthly dinosaur race.
Hey Flashy, remember to tie your shoelace.
Yes, it’s finally time to run.
And now I can finally have some fun.
Yes, the race finally starts.
When I get home, I’ll eat some meat flavored poptarts.
Wait, hold up. I’ve lost count of how many people I’ve passed.
Oh no wonder, I’ve already won cause I guess I was just too fast.
Hey Flashy, may I test your skill?
How many times can you run around that large hill?
Ok, how much time will you give me?
Hmmm, thirty seconds then we will see.
Phoom, ahh a tornado, you’re going too faaast!
Why am I floating around and will I last?
Frrrr, it’s so cold in this place.
Oh my gosh, is this space?!
Bloop, Flashy boy you ran so fast you set the earth off it’s course.
I looked into the sky and now I just feel remorse.
Now a huge asteroid is headed or way!
I just wish I wouldn’t die and I’d be here to stay.
It’s all your fault and now we’re all gonna die. Those Pterodactyls are so lucky, they can fly.
Phoom.
Zoom.
I never knew I could run around half the earth in the count of five.
Well, that stinks that everyone is dead, but at least I’m alive!