Me and my friend called an uber.
He came in seconds.
He was driving a white sedan with a broken left blinker
There were scratches all over his car
Showing the grey metal hidden underneath the paint.
“Are you John?’’ we asked
He didn’t respond.
He had dark tinted windows covering his face.
His car had a limo-type front window,
blocking us from seeing him
“Are you John?” we repeated
No response.
“Excuse me sir,” said my friend
He reached through the small window to grab his shoulder
Nobody was there
“Who was driving?” I asked my friend in a panic
“Oh, I get it” said my friend
“You can’t see me,” said John
And then I got it, he was
JOHN CENA!
But I still aint cena thing to this day