Oh, What a Day!

Today we are eating
Ramen that is flaming
Which isn’t a good idea
Because we have things from IKEA
Like calculators for our math homework
Right next to us, and if they burn, our teacher will go berserk!
And now next to us, there is a baby,
Who is lazy
Not drinking milk
Instead, playing with lemonade colored silk!
There is some more flame now
As bright as the sun and big as earth! I don’t know how
But now I see that time has flown
And we have missed our train home
Oh how I wish we had heard the phone alarm vibrate
Now our teacher will make us write on our slates!
But at least flowers don’t cost that much money,
We could bribe her with some that smell like honey!
But that interferes with my schedule you know
Because my mom said over the telephone, in a voice so low
That I would need to draw my blood
That made me angry, I threw mud
And had a tantrum with a tree
But, that isn’t normally me
I got to have ramen after blood drawing
This time not flaming
I then got to read a book
About love letters, computers, luck, and how goats look,
And how they make spaghetti, and website links
I read that book non stop till winter, till the rinks
Were open for me to skate
Then, Santa Clause came in the night
And gave me headphones to get my song lyrics right