I have a dog,
I named him Hog,
We live in a log,
That’s in the middle of a bog,
My toilet’s clogged,
There’s a lot of fog,
In this bog.
Hog,
Started a blog,
With a frog,
It’s a catalog.
My dog,
Hog,
Is in a synagogue,
With frog.
The frog,
Hates analogs,
Like Hog.
Quick!
They’re drinking eggnog,
And,
Eating hot dogs!