My Dog

I love my dog even though the amount of time he sleeps is greater than the amount of time he is awake
My dog loves to sleep but the only thing he loves more than sleep is food
My dog is scared of everything including the automatic vacuum that goes off every day

My dog is sleeping then he awakes because he hears food
My dog sleeps the whole day
And he finally gets scared of the vacuum and is awake

When me and my dad go practice football he is there no matter what day
When ever we feed him and we are in the laundry room where his food is he gets very protective of his food
When its time to go to bed he is wide awake and every night he is always awake