Hammy the Hamster

We went to the pet store one day
and when I saw her I didn’t know what to say.
We couldn’t help that she was oh-so cute.
We knew what we had to do.
We told the employee to get the paper.
It was either now or later.
My mom signed it so fast, made it slammy.
I said, “I think I’ll name my hamster Hammy.”