Category: 04th

I AM A DOG

I am a dog🐕🐩🐶🐆🐘🐾
I am a dog and I am free
I am a dog out in a tree.
But I want some tea.
Also I need to pee.
I need to flea..
I am a dog and I can see.
I am a dog and I can hear me singing.
Out in the world I can smell flowers
but now I want to take a shower
but it’s all the way up in the tower
It took an hour.
my mouth taste sour
it’s just my super power.
My feet hurt i need to go back.
I feel dizzy i feel like a haystack.
I try.
My town says hi.
I’m just not that guy.
I can’t be named fi.
I can see.
The one who is waiting for me.
I don’t know why I don’t go.
But his name is joe.
Don’t wanna scare him with a hoe.
BUT NO.
I’ll just go.
But what so.
Im hurt.
Ima scert scert.
I try.
I just can’t stop the lie.
Yeah i’m that guy.
I don’t say hi.
That’s my life.
I’m not a rose im a dog a mean dog a hog.
My house is a log there is a lot of fog.
Don’t feel bad or mad or sad that’s life to me have a nice day.
I’m going away tell you mom i said hey.
I’m not going to pay.
I’m not going to stay.
You don’t need me.
eneway.
Nobody likes me.
I’m lonely and out like a phony.
So don’t call me a pony.
There is snow.
Ima go.
Santa won’t say hoho.
I’M cold no wonder i have a big toe.
Joe would not take me.
He will take my sister tea tea.
She is different cuz she says hehe.
I feel a tear drops down my face.
My sister thinks its a race.
Even if it is she always gets 1st place.
I don’t know why but she has a shoelace.
I’m sad that i’m mad but I had all the love.
Now i’m just a mean old glove.
Look at me.
Ima mess.
So don’t put me to the test.
Oh no its joe with my hoe.
Im go go goooooooooo!
A person walks up to me.
I tried to run but I decided i’m done.
He was like i love you hun.
He picked me up.
He was not joe.
He was not trey.
Or collin.
His name gorge.
He gave me a kiss.
I felt happy.
Also I need to take a nappy.
I’m not snappy.
He gave me a paper.
I put my paw on it.
I’ll still be sad i miss joe.
My dad said you can’t be sad or I will be mad.
I lived a good life.
TO BE CONTINUED IN I AM A DOG AFTER LIFE.

Nutrition

When I see something with nutrition
I run the other way
Food with nutrition is met with contrition
And It ruins my day

Yellow food is nasty
Red food is gross
Food with nutrition
Is what I avoid the most

When I see something with nutrition
My mouth says Ick!
I want to send all veggies to demolition
So I can not feel sick

One day my dad
Gave me a blueberry ick!
He put it in my mouth
I gagged and spit

I don’t get along with nutrition
We are not good friends
I have a premonition
That this is where it ends