Flashy

Some dinosaurs can make a terrifying roar. Some others can fly and soar.
But this dino, oh he can run.
Yes, this dino, he’s number one.
This my friends is Flashasaurus Rex.
This T-Rex really likes to flex.
Hey, I know, let’s give him a nickname.
This nickname must not sound lame.
I know, let’s call him Flashy and start the game.
It’s time for the monthly dinosaur race.
Hey Flashy, remember to tie your shoelace.
Yes, it’s finally time to run.
And now I can finally have some fun.
Yes, the race finally starts.
When I get home, I’ll eat some meat flavored poptarts.
Wait, hold up. I’ve lost count of how many people I’ve passed.
Oh no wonder, I’ve already won cause I guess I was just too fast.
Hey Flashy, may I test your skill?
How many times can you run around that large hill?
Ok, how much time will you give me?
Hmmm, thirty seconds then we will see.
Phoom, ahh a tornado, you’re going too faaast!
Why am I floating around and will I last?
Frrrr, it’s so cold in this place.
Oh my gosh, is this space?!
Bloop, Flashy boy you ran so fast you set the earth off it’s course.
I looked into the sky and now I just feel remorse.
Now a huge asteroid is headed or way!
I just wish I wouldn’t die and I’d be here to stay.
It’s all your fault and now we’re all gonna die. Those Pterodactyls are so lucky, they can fly.
Phoom.
Zoom.
I never knew I could run around half the earth in the count of five.
Well, that stinks that everyone is dead, but at least I’m alive!

Shoes!

Shoes, shoes, what to do? …High heels, boots? What to do… Sneakers? Red? Blue? What to do…I know! Flip flops! No wait, converse! What to do…Fluffy? Uncomfortable? Fancy? What to do… Oh! I know! Mix match? Yes… That will work! But which two shoes- (sigh). What to do… What to do.

Flying Reindeer

Up! Whoosh! Whoosh! Bam! Chimney! In! Christmas tree! Gift!
Tiptoe! Up chimney! Hitch! Fly!
Up! Whoosh! Whoosh! Bam! Chimney! In! Christmas tree! Gift! Tiptoe! Up chimney! Hitch! Fly!
North Pole! Day done! In Stable! Red nose off! Sleep! Have dreams about next year! zzzzzzzzzzzz