Mr. Kagan marched to his car,
Would his job take him far,
He is an Uber driver,
He is one of the best jivers,
The first person arrives at noon,
Mr. Kagan gets to her super soon,
He was in the military,
He has a pet named Gary,
Bobs his head to a song,
He was the best driver all along,
Gets a lot of cash,
He gets there in a dash,
The coolest driver ever,
He will ride forever,
Telling people off,
His driving is super soft!
He drops lines like it’s fire!
He is a driver for hire!
The day is finally at an end,
We have reached the final bend.