The Weirdest Uber Ride Ever

I looked at my phone and saw
That the purple sparkly Minivan
My Uber driver was in
Had just arrived
I didn’t think much of it.

The car pulled up and I
Opened the door and saw
Dora The Explorer
“¡Hola! Soy Dora!” she said.
I was shocked
“Vámonos, let’s go!” she said.
I hate Dora,
Should I just get another driver,
whatever, I thought.
“Okay.” I said as I got in the car.

As she drove she
Turned on the radio and
Started playing Kidz Bop at
Max volume
She knew every word
To the songs
I was so annoyed. I could
Hardly stand the music.

FInally, we got to my house.
As I opened the door to get out
Confetti shot out from nowhere and
Started flying around the car.
“Hooray! We made it!” Dora said.
“Yay” I said annoyed.
I could hardly wait to get out.
But I still gave her a five star review.