Tim is a Jororg; don’t ask what that is.
He had a long tail that used to be his.
His tail had three eyes, a mouth, and a nose.
It was taken while he stood on his toes.
Tim loved his tail more than any other,
And it was taken by his brother.
Jim the Hororg, who was horribly mean –
He had grabbed Tim’s tail and turned it into a bean.
Jororgs and Hororgs simply hated each other.
One day while Tim stood on his toes,
He felt something pop right out of his clothes.
His tail had regrown; he jumped around with great joy.
His new tail was not someone to annoy,
Because if you did you’d become its new toy.
Hororgs never simply ever did steal a tail again,
They could go with the old beans in a can.
by Thomas E.